"Oh my God, aren't you afraid in Mexico City?“
Yah, like afraid I wouldn't know how much to tip the Sbux valet. Jesucristo ahahahaha.
Things are getting weird at home bc I'm getting emails like, "How was yr trip?" or "Hey, since you're back now." Like, no, see you in September.
I did get one email from Groper-Stroker that was like THIRTY-SEVEN THINGS YOU MUST EAT IN MEXICO CITY & there was not one thing on the list I hadn't actually eaten my fill of growing up in Chicago. Oh, except huitlacoche, which just sounds like something I would only eat on a dare but the sight of it is dreadful, like some kind of zombie corn smut, ugh, no way, jamais. Maybe if you weren't from Illinois, you might eat it.
Obvs there is more travelogue to blog but my phone doesn't have any idea what language to type & that is super-annoying to me rn. Have fun be good enjoy your wkend see you x